Matthew Crawley. Saving women from terrible husbands since 1920.

I made an appointment to go to a school district at 2:15. I was all ready to go and realized that I couldn’t find my keys. I looked everywhere and then realized that I left them in the ignition by accident. 

And I was basically just like:

But wait! It gets worse.

I borrowed my boyfriend’s GPS because it works really well. I went to grab it and part of it ripped off. The charger broke part of it off. 

Now I’m just like:

So I call him and I feel really bad. Now I’m already running a bit late.

I decide to use my crappy one that I have in my dashboard. I set it up and it’s working great so I’m just like YAY! I’ll make it!

But wait! It gets EVEN worse!

Now you’re probably just like:

My GPS falls off my dashboard on my way there. I pull over and realize the charger port broke-the same thing that happened to my boyfriend’s GPS.

I literally just sat there like:

And now I’m back here.

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Nerdsville, but whatever.

theatlantic:

To the Moon, Callista! Newt Gingrich Promises Lunar Colony by 2020

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Ummmm…..what?

How about thinking about REAL world problems, Newt?

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